when the party is over
The best kind of party there is…
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE
I also found the best Christmas wrapping paper ever!
I need it
this is the most important thing you will ever read in your life
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
SHOTS FIRED? TOO BAD THE FUCKING POLICE AREN’T HERE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
Favorite Titanic scenes: “So, you wanna go to a real party?”
Plot Twist: It’s a Gatsby party.
both ways he ends up dead in the water
and doesn’t get the girl
Or an oscar.
Somehow we always end up here
LOOKIT THE TINY FLUFF IT PECKS AT THE KITTY’S WHISKERS BEFORE BURROWING UNDER ITS FACE I AUGH OH NO